Wandering Soul of a Meadow Yonder

This is a poem me and my colleague wrote.

~Wandering Soul of a Meadow Yonder~

Love yee’st time, sent to weep thine heart.
beauty is not a skill, but an art
thou hast in thine grips of frolicking emancipation
the flowery maiden of sweet nightengale’s dew
crests upon thy sheath of tender scents of you
the love of wandering maiden upon the meadows brings
the only sound i hear is the beauty of the song she sings
a maiden so sweet she doth forbode the flower
fair woman, the locks of divine fate close in an hour

A sensual touch renders a severed love anew,
Aye, thine mistress shadows lost, fair well, adieu.

“it’s really quite simple.  i’m posing the question ‘what is emotion?’  you understand?  see, the transfiguration is really just a means to an end, the ends being emotion - transubstantiation if you will”
-Michael Freeman

“well its a semi-autobiographical piece involving a lost love. Hasnt it happened to everyone? Using imagery to depict the feelings of loves absence..”
-Vincent Robbins

 

Shabat Shalom Girl

Me and my friend Michael are somewhat like Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. Well, we are good looking, hilarious, and sought after by many women… But that’s not what I meant. And no, we don’t crash weddings either. We crash Synagogues. Actually, thats not true. However, we did come up with some lines to use if one were to crash a synagogue. Jew Mutha holla at me baby here’s what I got…

“Hey baby lemme part them ass cheeks like the red sea and get all up in that tuchus”

“Lemme put on a latex yamicha and worship inside your synagogue”

“If you don’t go out with me, i’ll kill your first born” (Not as highly suggested)

“Damn girl lemme slap dem latka’s while you lick my matza balls” (A little innaprop..)

“Fuck me if i’m wrong, but aren’t there 11 commandments?”

“I’ll burn your bush like moses baby”

“Hey baby, im all for being kosher but tonight you’re gonna have meat and milk in your mouth at the same time”

“Where’s your mezuzah? I need to touch it, cause im about to enter you”

-Squallay!

 

Rapper’s Delight

I like rap. I like rapping. I have somewhat of an incredibly successful and ever-growing rap career with my rhyme and crime partner Special K. We call ourselves MacWood Clique. Its hard being as cool and insanely talented as we are. I thought I’d jot down some good rap songs.

Tupac - Live and Die in LA
Tech N9ne - Slacker
MacWood Clique - Big Thangs
Black Tie - Mystery
Young Buck - Bang Bang
Afroman - Palmdale
Blackstar - Lions of Hip Hop
Bone Thugs - Lets Ride and Get High
The Game - Where I’m From
Jurassic 5 - Remember His Name
G-Unit - G’d Up
Lloyd Banks - Til The End
T.I. - Ride Wit Me

Make that mix and you’re set.

And listen to MacWood Clique